Ironic Times

NO. 56 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 8 - 14, 2001

Oct 1
Oct 15
 
BOMBS DROPPED ON KABUL
Food dropped on refugees; money dropped on allies.
WORLD NEWS
Rubble Relocation Effort Begins in Afghanistan
Aerial bombardment makes large piles smaller, small piles larger.
Hell Joins U.S. Anti-Terror Coalition
Provides no direct military aid, but allows use of air space.
U.S. Pleased With Sudan's
Cooperation in Crisis

Of all the rogue states supporting murderous terrorists, Sudan has been "the friendliest."
Bin Laden Claims Responsibiltiy
Takes credit for cancellation of Emmy Awards.
U. S. NEWS
Operation Enduring Freedom Adds
Home Front Component

Operation Enduring Police State.
Experts Scheduled to Testify on Failures of U.S. Intelligence
Vladimir Putin is first witness.
 
REMINDER
That swarthy, unsavory-looking man fidgeting in the seat next to you is probably an air marshal.
 
Signs of Normalcy Returning
Americans staying home, watching mindless TV shows, ignoring the world around them.
Airline Bailout Comes With
Valuable Dividend

Congressmen who voted for it will divide 15 billion “frequent flier” miles.
 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“With friends like these, who
needs enemies?”
- President George W. Bush
 
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