Ironic Times

 NO. 160 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 6 - 12, 2003 

Sept 29
Oct 13
 
WHITE HOUSE CALLS FOR END TO LEAKS
Hires expert "plumber" (right) to fix problem.
WORLD NEWS
N. Korea: We're Making
Nuclear Bombs

Bush: British intelligence tells us you're not.
China, Italy, Ireland Convene
Inaugural Conference

First annual gathering of countries with starchy diets goes well.
Report: Saudi Arabia Seeking Nukes
Now appears that all Mideast countries have them except Iraq.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Bubble Boy Escapes
Current whereabouts are unknown.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: WMD Report Justifies
Case for War

If we hadnít attacked we never would have known there was no reason to do so.
Government to Study Effectiveness
Of Do-Not-Call Registry

Will conduct phone survey at dinner time.
White House: No Need for
Independent Counsel to Probe
Outing of CIA Spy

No evidence of blow jobs found.
 
REMINDER
   To the victor go the reconstruction
   contracts.
 
Five States Miss Deadline to Lower DUI Threshold to .08% Blood Alcohol
All five swear it won't happen again.
Poll: Number of Scandals
Confusing Public

Many think Rush Limbaugh leaked name of CIA operative to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who then groped Karl Rove.
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