Ironic Times

 NO. 212 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 4 - 10, 2004  

Sept 27
Oct 11
 
  BUSH TWINS WORKING PHONE LINES FOR DAD'S CAMPAIGN
And lining up dates for inaugural ball.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Kurdish Tribes Demand
Share of Power

Or at least some casinos.
International Institute for
Strategic Studies: U.S. Needs
500,000 More Troops In Iraq

100,000 for each one of the “handful” of insurgents Bush has identified.
CIA Plan to Influence Iraqi
Elections Criticized

Scheme called “amateurish,” “poorly planned,” and “lacking in imagination” by Florida election officials.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Video Game Lets You Command John Kerry's Swift Boat as He Patrols the Mekong Delta in 1969
Another game lets you command George Bush's Oldsmobile as he bar-hops around Houston in 1972.
U. S. NEWS
White House Backs Bill to
Outsource Torture

Despite calls from Congress to keep those jobs here.
House Ethics Panel Punishes
DeLay for Trading Favor for Vote

Speaker serves one-minute time out without incident.
 
REMINDER
   Making a total mess of things is
   hard work.
 
President's Hometown Paper
Endorses Kerry

Refuses to support candidate who never reads newspapers.
MacArthur Genius Awards Announced
You didn't win.
 
ELECTION '04
Poll: Bush Leads Among Voters
Likely to Vote for Bush

Kerry remains the favorite among Kerry voters.
Chief Justice Rehnquist to Reenact Pivotal Role in Arizona Politics
On Election Day, he'll harass an elderly black woman and dissuade her from voting.
Republican National Committee Ad: Liberals Want to Ban the Bible
Take your gun, kill your dog, eat your children.
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