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 NO. 682 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 7 - 13, 2013 

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Oct 14
SHUTDOWN'S EFFECTS GROWING MORE NOTICEABLE
Traffic signals in nation's capital (right) have been off since Thursday.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Captures Al Qaeda Leader
Linked to 1998 Bombings

But lets him go, citing shutdown.
Swarms of Jellyfish Force
Closures of Nuclear Plants in
Sweden, California, Japan, India

Demand to speak to our leader.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Double Bill: John Paul II Will Be Made a Saint Along With John XXIII in April
Fulfilling fast-track canonization clause in his Pope Agreement.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Forced to Cancel
Trip to Asia

All translators have been furloughed.
Republicans Agree to Raise
Debt Ceiling

If Obama releases his birth certificate.
 
REMINDER
  Living above the poverty line is the best revenge.
 
NC Attorney General Defending
State's New Voting Rules
Suppressing Minorities Against
Federal Lawsuit, Says Law is
Supported by “Vast Majority”

Which is opening argument for feds.
California Bans Revenge Porn
And requires revenge porn actors to wear condoms.
 
LAW
Supreme Court to Hear
“Raging Bull” Case

Antonin “Raging Bull” Scalia recuses himself.
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