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 NO. 649 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 18 - 24, 2013 

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WITH STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS, OBAMA CEMENTS HIS LEGACY
As transformational, highly admired war criminal.
 
WORLD NEWS
Key 1991 Document Proclaiming
End of Soviet Union Missing

It was last seen on Putin's desk.
 
FACTOID
The Economist: Odds of Dying From an Asteroid Strike: 1 in 74,817,414
Seek cover immediately.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Treasury: We Owe China $1,170,100,000,000
Plus $254.38 for Geithner, Bernanke's Chinese dinner (right).
U. S. NEWS
Justice Department Document
Justifies Killing Americans if
They Pose “Imminent Threat”

Like threatening our constitutional rights.
Whistle-Blowers at Hanford
Nuke Site Isolated, Harrassed

Because what could possibly go wrong with disposal of 56 million gallons of highly radioactive sludge in leaking tanks that is 20 years behind schedule?
 
REMINDER
  Move to higher ground.
 
GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell:
Legalize Hemp

And arrest anyone caught smoking it.
Sequester Fears Mount: Navy Warns Cancellation of All Appearances of Blue Angels in Next 6 Months
Ability to defend nation with graceful flying formations would be lost.
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