Ironic Times

 NO. 75 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 18 - 24, 2002 

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MORE TROUBLE FOR ENRON
Company's former Chief Ethical Officer (right) has decided to testify.
WORLD NEWS
Canadian Skating Pair Also
Awarded Gold Medals

In related story, Al Gore also awarded Presidency.
Yemen Identified as Main
Base for Al Qaeda Cells

But we buy oil from them, so keep it to yourself.
Pentagon Analyzing DNA to Determine Whom They Killed in Afghanistan
Either top Al Qaeda leaders or Mr. Rogers.
Milosevic Wins Trial
Rest of humanity must go to jail.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Proves He's Serious About
Increased Volunteerism

Makes reduction of greenhouse gases
by power industry entirely voluntary.
U.S. Wants to Dump 77,000
Pounds of Nuclear Waste 90
Miles from Las Vegas

Many argue that's not close enough.
 
REMINDER
    When life gives you lemons...
    make a Tom Collins.
 
Feds Charge Miss Cleo's
Psychic Hotline

Miss Cleo says case will be settled out of court on August 7th.
Krispy Kreme Accused of Questionable Accounting Practices
14 million doughnuts missing.
 
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