Ironic Times

 NO. 127 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 17 - 23, 2003 

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POWELL PRESENTS "SMOKING
GUN"

Top secret
U-2 photos clearly show missiles in Cuba.
WORLD NEWS
Saddam Dissolves Army, Kills Himself
"Too little, too late," says Bush.
Senators Told After U.S. Invasion Iraq
Will Be Ruled By General Franks

Or his wife.
 
U. S. NEWS
Anti-Aircraft Guns
Ring Nation's Capital

First time since Earth vs. Flying Saucers.
Bin Laden Tape Appeals to Muslims To Have Faith in God, Continue Jihad
Tells them they may be eligible for federal funding.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Navy Using Trained Seals To Deter Underwater Terrorists
Any infiltrator with a bicycle horn or a beach ball will be quickly apprehended.
U. S. NEWS - CONT'D
White House Not Worried About
North Korean Nukes Which
Could Hit West Coast of U.S.

Threatened areas voted for Gore.
FBI, CIA Counterterrorism
Units to Share Same Building

So they can keep an eye on each other.
Latest Government Terror Advice: Cover Mouth With Cloth
Don't allow your voice to be heard.
 
REMINDER
    You can fool most of the people
    all of the time.
 
No Need to Panic Over
Terror Alert Says Ridge

All key government officials are safe.
Poll: Majority of Americans
Solidly Support War

Although the thought of slaughtering hundreds of thousands of innocent people made a few respondents "a tad queasy."
 
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