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 NO. 554 “Expect the Ironic” APR 25 - MAY 1, 2011 

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POSSIBLE
LAST-MINUTE PROBLEMS FOR ROYAL WEDDING

Queen reportedly upset by couple's decision to have an open marriage.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. to Give Libyan Rebels
$25 Million in Non-Lethal Aid

Half in tanning technology, half in acting
classes.
ElBaradei: Bush Should
Be Tried for War Crimes

Bush: ElBaradei should be arrested, tortured and shot.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
McCain Pushing Libyan Escalation
A half-million U.S. troops ought to do the trick.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Says New Task Force
Will Examine Gas Prices

To see if they’re high or low.
CEOs at 200 Biggest Companies Earned 20% More Last Year
"But the stress," says one.
 
REMINDER
  Always have your original birth certificate handy.
 
Report: Most Corporate Political Spending Undisclosed
Urges our elected representatives, who ran and won using undisclosed money from undisclosed donors, to investigate.
Feds Shut Down Three Major
Online Poker Sites

Unemployment rate jumps to 23%.
 
POLL
45% of Republicans Believe
Obama Born in Another Country

22% said they don't know; the rest couldn't understand the question.
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