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 NO. 502 “Expect the Ironic” APR 26 - MAY 2, 2010 

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  SMOKELESS FLAVORED TOBACCO MINTS LINKED TO POISONING OF CHILDREN
Parents urged to use caution when purchasing smokeless flavored tobacco mints for their children.
 
WORLD NEWS
Volcano's Ash Cloud Reduced Air Travel, Leaving Clear Skies
Iceland mulls controlled eruptions.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Mattel Debuts Reverend Barbie in Some Markets
She replaces Father Ken, who's been transferred to another diocese for undisclosed reasons.
U. S. NEWS
SEC Staffers Surfed Porn Sites as Economy Collapsed
Insist they would have done same thing had economy stabilized or improved.
Massey Denies Miners Time Off to Attend Friends’ Funerals
Since they already got time off when mine collapsed.
 
REMINDER
  Stop and smell the roses app.
 
Military Leaders: Obesity a Security Threat
Enemy infiltrators could corrupt our troops with tantalizing treats.
Texas Won't Allow Gay Couple to Divorce
Declares divorce “solely between a man and a woman.”
 
POLL
51% Oppose Legalizing Pot
Think 44% who favor it should be incarcerated.
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