Ironic Times

 NO. 241 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 25 - MAY 1, 2005 

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DELAY SHOOTS SELF IN FOOT
Then puts foot in mouth.
U. S. NEWS
Condi Rice Voices Concern Over
Lack of Independent Media
Which Feels Free to Challenge
Government Actions

In Russia.
High Court Considers Case Where Wife Invited Police Into Home to Search for Drugs Over Husband's Objections
Ruling could make Miranda warning mandatory at all weddings.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pentagon Unveils New Strategy for Reliable Defense Shield
Proposes erecting thousands of large, threatening statues along U.S. perimeter.
WORLD NEWS
North Korea May Test
Nuclear Weapon

If it does, U.S. says it will attack Venezuela.
Berlusconi Resigns as Italian PM
Forms new, more corrupt government.
Japan Formally Apologizes
To China for World War II
Atrocities

In an e-mail.
 
REMINDER
  Eat all your genetically modified
  vegetables.
 
Vital Nuclear Parts Disappear
En Route to Libya

Widespread fear they've fallen into hands of paranoid religious fanatics to be used preemptively against imaginary threats.
Ecuadorian President Ousted
After Protests Against
Totalitarian Policies

Crisis started when he tried to pack federal courts with political allies.
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