Ironic Times

 NO. 84 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 22 - 28, 2002 

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Apr 29
 
NUDISTS MARCH IN
NATION'S CAPITAL

One million marchers demand greater recognition.
 
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan Facing Worst Plague
Of Locusts in 30 Years

"If it isn't one thing, it's another," jokes interim leader Hamid Karzai.
 
WAR ON TERROR
BUSH CAPTURES BIN LADEN
Mullah Omar, other Al Qaeda leaders still at large.
U. S. NEWS
Split Develops in White House
On Mideast Policy

One faction wants hesitation, the other indecision.
Pope Calls U.S. Cardinals to Rome for Meeting on Church Sex Scandals
Prelates to receive holy guidance, tour Rome, take in Fellini retrospective.
Johnnie Cochran Hired by
Robert Blake

"If his parrot don't squawk, Baretta will walk," says famed attorney.
Dentists Put on High Alert
Hockey playoffs begin.
 
REMINDER
There was something you were
supposed to do today.
 
325 Million Winners in
Big Game Lottery

Each will get one dollar, before taxes.
Plan to Fill Grand Canyon With Radioactive Waste Gains Support
Locals, unions point to job creation.
High Court Okays Virtual
Child Porn

"Go ahead, enjoy," writes Justice Thomas for the majority.
 
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