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 NO. 345 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 23 - 29, 2007 

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GONZALES LATEST ADMINISTRATION FIGURE LEFT HANGING
Shown: Rumsfeld, O'Neill, Powell, Brown, Miers, Libby, others.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Official, Sunni-Led Spy Agency
Outflanked by Shadow Secret Service
Run Out of Shiite Minister’s Office

Modeled on Cheney’s operation.
Russian Radio Network Must
Air “At Least 50%” Positive
Stories About Russia

Translated, that's “no less than 100%.”
France Sent CIA 9 Reports in Early 2001 About Al Qaeda Hijack Plot
But we have no one who reads French.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Some Police in China Wearing Hats With Cameras
Photo (right) taken by crook with own similarly equipped hat.
U. S. NEWS
Majority Expect U.S. to Lose
War in Iraq

But win next Olympics.
Wolfowitz Defenders List Good Things He's Done for World Bank
They point out it never had an “Express” window before he got there.
 
REMINDER
  If they outlaw guns, only Cheney will have one.
 
Report: Radiation Detectors Can't Distinguish WMD's From Kitty Litter
But can help locate stray cats.
New York: Manhattan May
Charge $8 to Enter by Car

$16 to leave.
Hillary Says She'd Appoint Bill as Ambassador
To Siberia.
 
INTERNET
Survey: Percentage of Regular Visitors to Porn Sites Down From 13% to 11%
Could go back up now that Gonzales hearings over.
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