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 NO. 357 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 16 - 22, 2007 

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POPE: OTHER CHRISTIAN DENOMINATIONS NOT “TRUE” CHURCHES
They don't play Bingo.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Turkey Masses 140,000
Troops at Iraq Border

Gen. Shinseki says they'll need at least 300,000.
Musharraf Has Captured More
Al Qaeda Than Any Other
Country, Says U.S.

Several were in his Cabinet.
Cuba: Boatload of Americans
Detained After Treacherous
Voyage From Florida

Tell authorities they were seeking “better health care.”
 
POLITICS
Thompson's Wife Urges Him to Run
Sees herself as the first Trophy First Lady.
U. S. NEWS
Head Of Hurricane Center Removed
Tropical storms forming in Atlantic await his replacement.
Congress Doubles Bounty on
Bin Laden to $50 Million

Plus free face transplant.
Former Surgeon General: White
House Constantly Interfered

Drove him to start smoking again.
 
REMINDER
  The Captain of the Titanic has no clothes.
 
Poll: 92% Want Food Labels to
Include Country of Origin

People want to know if the apple pie they just bought was made in Hunan or Henan Province.
One Quarter of Top Positions at
DHS Remain Unfilled

White House blames shortage of cronies.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Dictionary Adds “Smackdown,” “DVR,” “IED"
Drops “meeting,” “talking,” “coexisting.”
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