Ironic Times

 NO. 96 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 15 - 21, 2002 

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July 22
 
BIN LADEN ALIVE
Latest video reveals new endorsement deal with Nike.
WORLD NEWS
Smaller Nations Grant U.S. Exemption From International Criminal Court
Also agree to give us their lunches, do our homework.
Britain to Relax Marijuana Laws
Will allow tradition of "High Tea" to continue.
Strike First Option Needed
To Counter Rogue Nations
With Nuke, Bio Weapons

Saddam Hussein spells out new strategy to Iraqi parliament.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  French Mark Bastille Day
They celebrate in traditional fashion.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Administration Has
Another Good Week

Nobody accused of murder.
Ex-WorldCom Execs Take 5th
Won't answer question, "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Republican Party?"
 
Captain Hook Calls
for New Laws to
Deter Plundering

Piracy, pillaging, looting, rape and thievery will be severely punished, he warns, in tough speech.
 
Nevada Chosen as Nation's
Nuclear Waste Dump

Approved overwhelmingly by vote of Senators not from Nevada.
$165 Billion Budget Deficit Looms
However, Bush will sell Treasury to Cheney, finance deal with government loan, then list sale as profit, erasing deficit.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Meat-Eating Chinese Fish Which Can
Also Walk On Land Multiplying in U.S.

Should eliminate all other species, including humans, by late this year.
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