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PEOPLE
World's Oldest Person Celebrates 130th Birthday
Antisa Khvichava attributes her astonishing longevity to poor record-keeping.
 
BUSINESS
Goldman Sachs Forced to Settle With SEC for $550 Million
Stock goes up $800 Million.
Report: Banks Giving Out Risky Subprime Loans Again
But only to people who nod “yes” to the question “Do you know what you're getting into?”
Airlines Made $8 Billion Last Year From Added Fees
Which were necessary just to survive.
Update: All Toyota Problems
Caused by Drivers

Drivers recalled.
SCIENCE
New Theory: Gravity an Illusion
Reality “smoke and mirrors.”
Researchers: Chicken Came
Before Egg

Based on ancient menus.
 
Bizarre Sea Creatures Discovered on Ocean Floor
Weird fish frighten scientists, who “never want to go back down there.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Danish Study: Obese Men Face
Higher Death Risk

Advised to cut back on Danish.
Many Doctors Don't Report
Addicted Colleagues

Ask your doctor if doctors are right for you.

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