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 NO. 515 “Expect the Ironic” JUL 26 - AUG 1, 2010 

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NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
If anyone so much as looks at it funny.
 
WORLD NEWS
Japanese Prime Minister's Wife Questions His Fitness for Office
But still plans to vote for him.
Pakistan: Elite Pay Few Taxes,
Causing Huge Gap Between
Rich and Poor

Unlike U.S., where rich pay no taxes.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
“Bombshell Spy” Action Figure Goes on Sale
Anna Chapman says all proceeds will go to further better relations between spy agencies.
U. S. NEWS
White House: $1.47 Trillion
Deficit and Handful of New Jobs

We've turned the corner, says spokesman.
Paper: Intelligence Community
Has Grown Out of Control

One in four Americans now operates clandestinely.
 
REMINDER
  You weren't invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding.
 
Wealthy Cutting Back on Spending
Will sail the old yacht for another year.
Severe Shortage of Cyberwarriors Threatens Nation's Security
Pentagon launches “Uncle Sam Needs Nerds” campaign.
Pay Czar Scolds Banks
Which Got Bailouts for
Excessive Executive Pay

Says he briefly considered timeouts.
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