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 NO. 475 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 19 - 25, 2009 

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MALDIVES GOV'T IN EMERGENCY SESSION TO ADDRESS RAPIDLY RISING SEA LEVELS
Motion to name blue ribbon commission to recommend committee to hire consultant to research cost of conducting study tabled.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan's Nukes Secure,
Says Army Chief

After wresting phone from militants.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Dow Soars Above 10,000
Unemployed look on in awe.
O'Reilly Takes on Sexy Dancing by High School Cheerleaders
Distracting him from making obscene phone calls.
U. S. NEWS
Recession Over, Say Economists
No it's not, say non-economists.
New National Health Plan Benefits Would Not Start for 3 Years
But death panels shovel ready.
Deficit Hits All-Time
High of $1.42 Trillion

Goldman Sachs reports record profits of $1.42 trillion.
 
REMINDER
  You can't judge an e-book by its cover
 
With Economy Down, Military
Recruitment Up

We’ll have to start another war.
Obama Calls for $250 Payments
To Some Seniors

Those registered to vote.
Interracial Couple Denied
Marriage License

Louisiana Justice of the Peace: “I don't want no more Obamas.”
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