Ironic Times

 NO. 318 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 16 - 22, 2006 

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Thank you for this opportunity to accept most of the world's hearty congratulations on our successful test of a nuclear device. For the rest, that's what you get for disrespecting a leader whose approval rating never dips below 100%!
And, while I normally have no use for polls, you don't see any 30-stories-tall statues of George W. Bush around, do you? Just asking.
If the American president, and his ventriloquist Cheney, want to initiate talks, they can present me with pristine copies of every Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoon featuring Daffy Duck. No Foghorn Leghorn! And a signed photograph of Mel Blanc.
If not, you can check out our low prices and friendly terms on centrifuge parts, aluminum rods and highly enriched uranium — with free delivery on orders over 500 kilotons.
That's all folks.
U. S. NEWS
Army: Current Troop Levels in
Iraq Until 2010

At which point they’ll triple.
McCain: North Korean Nuke
Clinton's Fault

Also 9/11, the budget deficit, male pattern baldness.
Report: Interior Dept. Workers Spend Hours Online at Gambling, Sex Sites
Suggests they get up from their desks once in a while and stretch.
 
 
REMINDER
  Fill up your tank on or before election day.
 
Military Keeping Close Eye on “Potential Terrorist Activity”
Like “Stop the War Now” rally in Akron, Ohio.
135 Federal Employees, Including
One in White House, Bought
Fake Degrees at Diploma Mill

In New Haven.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
YouTube Video of Disney
Characters' Orgy Riles Studio

Spokesman denies Minnie's carrying Goofy's baby.
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