Ironic Times

 NO. 214 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 18 - 24, 2004  

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“TURN IN YOUR NUKES” PROGRAM GOING WELL IN IRAQ
Many take advantage of amnesty, cash in exchange for atomic weapons.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan Test-Fires
Medium-Range Missile

Into New Delhi.
Pinochet Suffering From Mild Dementia
Lawyer argues he can't be expected to remember all the people he killed.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Kim Jong Il Sues Producers of Team America: World Police
North Korean leader (shown) cites “numerous similarities” to script he sent them in 1999.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Bush Trounces Kerry in Debates
President preferred overwhelmingly in survey of evangelical Christian oil company CEOs.
Supreme Court to Decide on “10 Commandments of Love”
Justices will choose between versions by Harvey and the Moonglows, Little Anthony and the Imperials.
 
REMINDER
    Spare the electric chair, spoil
    the child.
 
Bush Accuses Kerry of Fear-Mongering
Raises Terror Alert level to red.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
 
Boris Yeltsin Back In Public Eye
Former Russian leader spotted recently in the audience at “The Dennis Miller Show.”
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