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 NO. 474 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 12 - 18, 2009 

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OBAMA WINS CY YOUNG AWARD
President says he's “surprised, humbled.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Physicist Working on Large Hadron Collider Arrested for Al Qaeda Links
Terrorists reportedly trying to obtain a black hole.
Taliban Leaders Conduct Internal Debate on Afghan Strategy
Discuss nation building, how to define victory.
Report: $2 Billion Meant for Pakistani Army Never Got There
There was no wrongdoing, says former President Musharraf, from his Swiss chalet.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Emaciated Model in Ralph Lauren Ad Sparks Controversy
Outraged women everywhere demand to know: what's her fabulous secret?
U. S. NEWS
Obama Says He Will End
“Don't Ask, Don't Tell”

But won't tell when, so don't ask.
Legalization of Marijuana Gains Support in California
Legalization of OxyContin gains support in Mississippi.
Drop in Birth Rate Blamed on Recession
Babies having second thoughts about
being born already $40,000 in debt.
 
REMINDER
  We're talking to them over there so we don't have to talk to them over here.
 
Congress Passes Bill for PR Campaign to Attract Foreign Tourists, Funded by $10 Fee on Foreign Tourists
Campaign will explain $10 fee to foreign tourists.
Twitter Down for Several Hours
In case you missed it, your BFF had a light lunch.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Turkey, Armenia Normalize Relations
Republicans, Democrats still not talking.
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