Ironic Times

 NO. 110 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 21 - 27, 2002 

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Oct 28
 
IRAQIS VOTE BY SIGNING BALLOTS IN BLOOD
System will get tryout in Florida next month.
WORLD NEWS
U.S.-Funded Radio Station Will Reach Out to Iranians with Music, Message
High hopes for Radio Free Satan.
Mexico City Mayor Hires Giuliani as
Consultant for $4.3 Million

First suggestion: spend less on expensive foreign consultants, more on Mexico City's problems.
Newsweek: Saddam's Sons More Ruthless Than Him
Baghdadweek: Bush Sr.'s sons more ruthless than him.
HEALTH/FITNESS
New Report: Roller Coasters
Perfectly Safe

It's the stock market that can cause brain damage.
U. S. NEWS
Democrats Putting Up Strong Opposition to Bush's Policies
Everyone from Sean Penn to Barbra Streisand has spoken out.
Bush Opposes Gun Fingerprinting
Calls it an invasion of a gun's right to privacy.
New Technology, Tactics to
Get Tryout in Iraq War

Better disinformation and obfuscation systems will be used for the first time.
 
REMINDER
  Halloween is a good time to reflect
  and eat candy.
 
ELECTION
As Nov. 5 Approaches, Public
Still Undecided

Not sure whether to throw the bums out and elect new bums, or keep the bums they have.
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