Ironic Times

 NO. 162 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 20 - 26, 2003 

Oct 13
Oct 27
 
BUSH, SCHWARZENEGGER
MEET IN CALIFORNIA
Discuss possibility
of future photo-ops.
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Sub-Contractors in Iraq Using Cheap Migrant Labor From South Asia
Seven million unemployed Iraqis too costly to hire for vital job of rebuilding their country.
Int'l Institute for Strategic
Studies: Iraq War Has Swollen
Ranks of Al Qaeda

There's now a waiting list.
Saudis to Hold First Election
Men will choose which other men will bend their will to King Fahd.
Karzai to Bush: Thanks for
Making Us Number One

In opium production.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
First Lady Visits France Again
It's her third trip there in less than two weeks.
U. S. NEWS
Half of Bush Campaign's $49.5
Million in 3rd Quarter Raised
By Just 285 People

Same 285 people who got half of Bush's tax cut.
GOP Senators Return From Iraq
Visit With Glowing Report

Most impressed by “wide range of amenities” at U.S. officers' club.
 
REMINDER
   Turn your biological clock back
   one hour.
 
Congressional Study Says Administration Overcharges for
Iraq Oil by $200 Million

White House describes discrepancy as “chump change.”
Bush Orders Aides Not to Leak
Stories to Newspapers Anonymously

According to senior Administration official who asked not to be named.
 
ODDS AND ENDS
Wisconsin Man Sinks
Hole-In-One, Bowls 300
Game in Less Than 24 Hours

Later, he wins lottery and is struck by lightning.
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