Ironic Times

 NO. 164 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 3 - 9, 2003 

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RUMSFELD GIVES A BIG “THUMBS UP”
Privately, he gives a big “thumbs down.”
WORLD NEWS
Saddam Back in Control of Iraq
Proof we're doing better, says Bush.
U.S. Pulling Troops From
WMD Hunt In Iraq

Hunt will be taken over by White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.
 
BUSINESS
Third Quarter: Economy Gets Boost From Consumer Spending
Jump in sales of caviar, mink coats, Ferraris offsets lack of new jobs.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Thousands of nudists were stranded in Grand Central Station by rail strike.
U. S. NEWS
GDP Advance Could Spark
Job Recovery

Companies may finally hire workers to demolish empty factories.
Documents Withheld from 9/11
Panel Too Sensitive, Says Bush

Could imperil security of reelection effort.
 
 
REMINDER
     Never ask for directions.
 
Bush Court Nominee Faces
Stiff Opposition

Attila the Hun has long record of opposing civil rights laws.
More U.S. Families Going Hungry
But cake sales are up.
Supreme Court to Review 1998 Internet Porn Law
Justice Thomas vows he'll work late to study all the evidence.
 
PUBLISHING
Playboy Turns 50
Current readership buys it primarily for the articles.
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