TRUMP SIDES
WITH RUSSIA, CALLS ZELENSKY
A DICTATOR, SAYS UKRAINE
STARTED WAR
Proving, once and for all: there
is a pee tape. |
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Gaza: Trump Backs Off Plan for
“Riviera of the Middle East”
Pivots to more modest plan for “Reno
of the Middle East.” |
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Report: Trump Recruited by KGB
in 1987, Given Codename “Krasnov”
Say “Krasnov” in his presence and
he'll heap praise on Russia, Putin. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Russell Brand, RFK Jr,
Dr. Oz Get Together
Threesome spotted at annual Quacks, Crazies
and Conspiracists Convention, held each
year to raise money for crackpots. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Trump Frustrated by
Pace of ICE Deportations
Wonders why it's so hard to wrest a
child away from its mother as she's
thrown in a van. |
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Up to 10,000 Deportees
to Be Held at Fort Bliss
in West Texas
Army base selected strictly for its name. |
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REMINDER |
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He who lies about everything
does not violate any laws. |
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Trump Asks Musk to See
if Gold Still in Fort Knox
“Don't look in Mar-a-Lago!” he adds. |
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POLITICS |
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Pause in Mass
Firings After Pushback From Some Republicans
Vice President Vance squawks after
getting his two-week notice. |
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