 CLINTON EDGES
SANDERS IN NEVADA CAUCUS
But fails to beat the spread. |
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China Ends “One-Child” Era
Begins “Two Enough, Three Too Many” era. |
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Britain to Vote in June on
Leaving European Union
And filling Chunnel with cement. |
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10 Million African Kids
Obese or Overweight
And that's the good news. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Flying Car
Just Two Years Away, Says Manufacturer
Driverless flying car just four years away. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Apple Won't Unlock iPhone for FBI
Not without a Genius Bar appointment. |
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Consumer Products Safety Commission
Determines Hoverboards Unsafe
After two commissioners break their
hips and a third commissioner's house
burns down. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's a Leap Year, change the
batteries in your pacemaker. |
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Kentucky Lawmaker's Bill Would
Require Men Seeking Viagra to
Bring Note From Wife
Preferably, their own wife. |
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Report: Hate Groups Increased
By 15% in 2015
Buoying Republican hopes in 2016. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump: I'd Go Further Than
Waterboarding
To secure the nomination. |
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Jeb Drops Out
With an exclamation point. |
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