 ROMNEY RALLY
MOVED TO FOOTBALL STADIUM
After his hotel room proves too small. |
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Obama Apologizes to Karzai
For Koran Burnings
Handwritten note delivered inside bag full of cash. |
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Bin Laden Hideout Demolished
New owner to build much bigger hideout. |
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British Finally Return Gold
Stolen From Spanish Galleon
They Sunk in 1804
Laden with treasure stolen from Peru in 1802. |
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France Bans Use of “Mademoiselle”
in Official Documents
Won't affect private correspondence, French postcards. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Munch's
“The Scream” to Be Auctioned
To the loudest bidder. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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After Messy Primaries, Republicans
Consider Changing Nominating Process
Nominee would be selected by handful of
nation's wealthiest men, behind closed doors,
smoking cigars. |
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Driverless Cars Approved in Nevada
They can only use the carpool lane if there are no passengers. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's an honor just to
be nominated and get all that swag. |
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Explaining 8%-14% Premium
Hikes in CA, Insurers Say
Previous Hikes Caused
Healthiest to Drop Insurance,
Leaving Only Sickest, Who
May Actually File Claims
Leading to further rate hikes. Any questions? |
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| THE ECONOMY |
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Gas
Prices Soar
If you have to ask, you can't afford to
fill 'er up. |
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