| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Microsoft
Claims Its “Topological Qubit”
Quantum Power Source Based
on New State of Matter
“A cross between Silly Putty and
nougat,” explains spokesman. |
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In Tests, DeepSeek Makes Up
Answers 14.3% of Time
Thinking, somehow, it can get away with it. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: People Speak 3,000
Fewer Words a Day Than 20 Years Ago
And twenty years ago we spoke
3,000 words a day. |
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| EDUCATION |
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University Places More Than
200 Trigger Warnings on Works of Shakespeare
Adds spoiler alerts to Macbeth,
Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet,
Merchant of Venice, Othello. |
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| SPORTS |
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 MLB: New York
Yankees Rescind 50-Year-Old
Rule Barring Facial Hair
Also announce they're "no longer
partnering" with Gillette,
Schick, Norelco and Aqua Velva. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the latest Corruption
Perception Index, Denmark had the
highest score for the lowest
perception of corruption. Where
does the United States rank? |
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A ) |
2nd |
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B ) |
3rd |
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C ) |
4th |
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D ) |
28th |
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| Hint: we're tied with the Bahamas,
where much of our laundered money
resides. |
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| LAW |
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GOP Congresswoman Introduces
Bill to Make Trump's Birthday
a National Holiday
Passage would require a simple
majority of certifiably insane
people. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump Proclamation Renames
Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America”
Description of future oil spills must reflect change. |
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