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OSCARS CRITICIZED FOR IGNORING
ARTISTS OF COLOR
But praised for throwing the best parties. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Greece Gets Four Month
Extension on Bailout
Everyone goes to the beach. |
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Scandal: Netanyahus Eating
$5,000 Breakfasts on Public
Funds at Private Home
Lox very expensive in Israel. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 National Geodetic Survey Announces
Washington Monument 10 Inches Shorter
Than Previously Measured
Daughters of the American Revolution:
“size doesn't matter.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Selfie Sticks
Banned in White House
Except President Obama's. |
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USDA Approves First
Genetically Modified Apple
Looks crisp, fresh long after it's gone bad. |
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| REMINDER |
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You can never be too
obscenely rich or too frighteningly thin. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Presidential Hopeful Scott Walker
Unapologetic About Never Earning
a College Degree
Says he knew before graduation his
calling in life would be to crush public
employees' unions. |
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 Jeb Bush:
“I Am My Own Man” on
Foreign Policy
Although, he admits, invading Iraq
does run in the family. |
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