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BUSH BEGINS
CAMPAIGNING IN EARNEST
He'll wear a flight
suit from now through the
election. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Blair Defends British Secret
Service
"We bollixed it up on Iraq, but
every time Kofi Annan went to the loo, we
were there." |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Woman Allowed to Marry
Man on Death Row
“Thank goodness we're not
gay,” she jokes. |
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| ECONOMY |
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Greenspan
Cleans His Glasses
Then notices huge
shortfall in future
Social Security benefits. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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President Orders Troops Home
From Iraq, Afghanistan
Says they're needed here, to protect
institution of marriage. |
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Census Data: Americans Taking
Longer To Get to Work
Average flying time to New Delhi is
eighteen hours. |
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REMINDER
Good things come to those who
wait to speak to a human being. |
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Bush Says Importing Drugs
From Canada "Unsafe"
Most concerned about safety of his
fundraising with big drug companies. |
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Administration Drops Pledge
To Ban Land Mines
Will instead drop “Watch Your
Step” signs over affected areas. |
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Education Secretary Calls
Al Qaeda a “Teachers’ Union”
Later apologizes for his “poor
choice of words.” |
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