| TRUMP IMMEDIATELY SIGNS A |
 COUPLE OF DOZEN
EXECUTIVE ORDERS
One for each amendment to the
Constitution. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Trump Places 25% Tariff on
Colombia for Turning Away
Planeloads of Deported
Immigrants
Consumers can expect a sharp spike in price of coffee, cocaine. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Latest Giant
Pandas From China Make
Their Debut in Washington
Visitors kept at a distance, to
protect their personal information. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Floats Dumping FEMA
States could still receive federal
aid, but on a “you scratch my back
I'll scratch yours” basis. |
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Trump Orders Declassification
of JFK, RFK, MLK
Assassination Documents
After FBI, CIA, NSA redact most of it. |
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| REMINDER |
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Just because you were born here,
raised here, educated here and
work here, don't think you can
stay here. |
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Federal Workers Told to
Inform on Colleagues
Evading DEI Crackdown
“Snitch on a Friend” program hits
ground running. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Fires Government
Watchdogs
Establishes new cabinet post, Watchdog Catcher. |
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