| PEOPLE |
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 Musk Denies
Making Nazi Salute at Trump
Inauguration
“It's actually a fascist salute,”
he explains later. |
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 Bannon: Musk
a “Truly Evil Person”
“That used to be me,” he muses. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump's Memecoin Instantly
Nets Him Billions
Next up: a Trump-backed chain
letter. |
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| CONSUMER
NEWS |
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 Trump Selling
“Gulf of America” T-Shirts for $47
Or for $59 you can get one that
says, “I Just Bought Greenland
and All I Got Was This Lousy
T-Shirt.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study Finds When One
Chimpanzee Urinates, Others
Compelled to Do So
After twelve months closely
observing chimps urinating,
researchers say they've had
enough and quit. |
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In a Rare Occurrence,
All Eight Planets to Be Visible at One Time
Unfortunately, it will only be on
pay-per-view |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Trump Withdraws From Paris
Climate Agreement
Calls for more greenhouse gases,
global warming. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story comparing
today's America First movement
with the America First movement
of the 1930s, we said both
Charles Lindbergh and Elon Musk
gave the Nazi salute before a
large crowd at Madison Square
Garden. Musk made his Nazi salute
at Capital One Arena in
Washington, DC. We regret the
error. |
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