| GEOGRAPHY |
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 Trump Renames
Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America”
Renames Avenue of the Americas
“6th Avenue.” |
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| MEDIA |
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White House Deletes
Spanish-Language Website
Replaces it with German-language
version. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Elon Musk Admits Cheating
at Video Games
Hopes his admission of cheating
will encourage young people to
also cheat. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Jokes
About Sabre-Rattling
Makes quips while shooting
commercial for his line of
Trump-branded swords, sabres,
and machetes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent experiment, a robot
begged a group of people not to
turn it off even though the
technician in charge told them
to. What percentage obeyed the
robot? |
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A ) |
3% |
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B ) |
5% |
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C ) |
7% |
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D ) |
30% |
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| Hint: they're coming, they're
taking over, and we're helpless against them. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Colleges Consider Offering
Sports Majors
Instead of Underwater Basket Weaving. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Medals From
Last Summer's Paris Olympics
Tarnished and Deteriorating
Athletes finding them almost
impossible to hock. |
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