 EUROPE SWELTERS
UNDER RECORD HEAT WAVE
So hot you could sauté snails on the
Champs-Élysées. |
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North Korea Reportedly
Working on New Missiles
Apparently “denuclearization” got translated
as “the nuclearization.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Administration
Considers $100 Billion
Tax Cut for Wealthy
To help pay for barricades and moats. |
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NBC News: Kelly Referred
Repeatedly to Trump as
“an Idiot” in Private
Explains he was trying to clarify
what Rex Tillerson meant when he
described him as “a fucking moron.” |
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If they outlaw 3D-printed guns, only
outlaws with 3D printers will have them. |
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Trump's Voter Fraud Commission
Finds No Voter Fraud
One person named “Stephen A. Bannon”
was registered to vote in two states, but
they didn't pursue it. |
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Trump's Proposal to Weaken
Fuel Efficiency Standards
Would Put Additional 1.25
Billion Metric Tons of Carbon
Dioxide into Atmosphere
And create thousands of jobs in the health industry. |
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