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HEAT WAVE CHANGES
PAT ROBERTSON'S MIND
ON GLOBAL WARMING
Now he's for it. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Blair Reportedly Delivers
“Coded” Message on Israel to
Bush
Requires decoder ring, available only in
special boxes of Kellogg's Sugar Smacks. |
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Aging Fidel Gravely Ill
According to his latest eight-hour speech
on state radio. |
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Lebanon Crisis Masks Growing
Chaos in Iraq
Iraqi crisis masks growing chaos in
Afghanistan. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Analysis:
Intelligence Much
Improved Since 9/11
Shown: two unidentified
CIA agents. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Iraq War Cost
Overruns Hidden From Public
Disguised as cash payments to
prostitutes. |
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New Treasury Secretary Admits
Not All Benefiting From Economy
Exactly as planned. |
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FDA to Consider Morning-After
Pill
Will hold hearings morning after
election. |
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| REMINDER |
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If it walks like a civil
war and quacks like a civil war, it's a civil war. |
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White House Adding Large
Video
Screens to Pressroom
Plus fully stocked bar, all-you-can-eat
buffet. |
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Amateurish YouTube Al Gore
Spoof Actually Financed by
GOP, ExxonMobil
“Whatever,” says spokesman. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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McAfee PC Security Programs
May Expose Users' Passwords,
Personal Data
Other than that, they're very
secure. |
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