PEOPLE |
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Report: For
Decades, Even in Art of the Deal, Trump
Claimed He Was Swedish
He was just kidding, says
campaign spokesman. |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: More Homeless
People Have Jobs
They live, work in their Uber. |
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Airlines Scrap Junk Fee
Charge When Parents,
Children Sit Together
Realized parents would gladly
pay a junk fee to not sit with their
children. |
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Chevron Moving
Headquarters From California to Texas
Company decides it's had a little
too much of California's goody
two-shoes save the planet silliness. |
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Coca-Cola to Pay $6 Billion
in Back Taxes and Interest
Trump asks Coke to contribute $2 billion
to his campaign, promises full IRS refund,
plus double interest when elected. |
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SCIENCE |
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Oldest Inhabited Termite
Mounds Have Been Active
for 34,000 Years
Local pest control authorities assure
public they'll soon be tented. |
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Ancient DNA Suggests There
Were Multiple Waves of
Interbreeding Between Early
Modern Humans and
Neanderthals
Think Spring Break. |
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Water Found in Lunar
Rock Samples
Who spilled their drink?!
screamed director of lunar rock
research. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Needles, CA Beats Out
Phoenix as July's Hottest City
News prompts thousands of Phoenix
residents to pack up, move to Needles. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Vegan Diet Slows Biological
Aging After Eight Weeks
You begin to feel better, younger,
more vigorous, and desperate for
a 10-oz. ribeye. |
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