CONDI CHARMS
FOREIGN LEADERS
Provocative outfits, whips, chains
prove effective in private talks. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Coalition Not Crumbling in
Iraq
Moldova still with us. |
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EDUCATION |
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Harvard Faculty Passes No
Confidence Vote Against Summers
“Must be that time of
month,” he speculates. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Kim Jong Il
Makes First Public
Appearance in Two Months
Shows up at grand opening of Daffy Duck nuclear
weapons facility. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Having Trouble Reaching
Evangelical Base on Social Security
It's all moot to them if Rapture goes
according to plan. |
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Construction Continues on
World's Largest Rug
When completed, entire prisoner abuse
scandal will be swept under it. |
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REMINDER
Everybody has a blog
except you. |
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Parental DVD Filter Bill
Goes to Senate
Law would allow parents to skip
inoffensive material, watch only raunchy
stuff. |
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Study: Obesity Will Cut U.S.
Life Span
Save Social Security. |
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HIGH TECH |
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Millions Around Globe Link
Computers to Perform Massive Search
Computing power pooled to locate hard-to-find
pictures of naked celebrities. |
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