| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robotic Snake Developed
to Study Its Slithering Ability
And scare the bejeezus out of the cleaning lady. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Comedy Club Using iPad Facial
Recognition to Charge by the Laugh
Thrifty club-goers can have their jaws
wired shut and get away with just a tip. |
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| POLL |
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32% of Americans Worry About Ebola
Among viewers of Fox News: 98% |
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| SPORTS |
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Excitement Grows
As Baseball Playoffs Move to Second Round
And fans of teams that were eliminated get
excited about football. |
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| FEATURE |
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| More Republican state legislatures have passed
laws restricting abortion rights, but women in these states can still
terminate a pregnancy through: |
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A ) |
back alley abortionists |
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B ) |
the power of prayer |
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C ) |
coat hangers |
| Hint: everything old is new again |
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| RELIGION |
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Book: Jesus Probably Never
Existed, A Purely Fictional Character
Created by Later Writers
Sort of like Harry Potter. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Google Brings
Street View to Egyptian Desert
“Take a left at the Sphinx, then a right at
the Great Pyramid!” |
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