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 NO. 638 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 3 - 9, 2012 

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Dec 10
OBAMA WELCOMES MITT ROMNEY TO LUNCH AT WHITE HOUSE
Serves crow smothered in sour grapes.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN: Nauru Joins Israel, U.S. in Opposing Palestinian Statehood
In exchange, Nauru will receive spot in next world atlas.
North Korea Announces Imminent Launch of Satellite for Peaceful Scientific and Technical Purposes
Like identifying targets for nuclear weapons.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Rolling Stones Two Years Older, on Average, Than Supreme Court Justices
“My older brother liked them,” says Justice Ginsburg.
U. S. NEWS
Sides Still Far Apart as Fiscal
Cliff Looms

They're expected to remain at loggerheads throughout December, trading accusations of intransigence, and then, at the final moment, at the last tick of 2012, agree to extend the deadline.
Washington: Republicans Smith,
Jones, Doe Renounce Grover
Norquist Pledge

Note: those are their new names.
 
REMINDER
  Neither a maker nor a taker be.
 
Report: U.S. First in Unintended Pregnancies
Last in intended pregnancies.
 
RELIGION
Pat Robertson Challenges
Creationism, Shocking
Evangelical Christians

Says God spoke to him through a signing gorilla.
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