Ironic Times

NO. 64 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 3 - 9, 2001

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO
Cave Deep Inside Mountain Provides Bin Laden Protection, Some Comforts
His bedroom suite (right) is simply, but elegantly appointed.
 
WORLD NEWS
Israel Retaliates; Palestinians Retaliate
Israel retaliates; Palestinians retaliate.
Bush to Saddam: You're Next
Part of Pentagon's new multi-quagmire strategy.
 
POLITICS
Republican National Chairman
Gilmore to Resign

Blamed for Bush losing election
Ashcroft Briefly Detains Himself
“I looked a little suspicious in the bathroom mirror,” he explains.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Vows Government Will Get
To the Bottom of Enron Collapse

Top executives will be “tried in secret by corporate tribunals” before being reprimanded, let off.
“Responsible Cooperators” Program Offers Visa Help for Terrorist Info
Al Qaeda Special: turn in your cell, get instant citizenship.
 
REMINDER
Only 18 more shoplifting days until Christmas.
 
SCIENCE
NASA: First TV Signals Received
From Distant Planet

No major surprises: mostly soaps, infomercials, reality-based shows.
 
CONSUMER ISSUES
Ford Explorer Fails Government's
5 MPH Crash Test

Popular SUV explodes in huge fireball when barely nudged.
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