Ironic Times

 NO. 116 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2002 

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SHOPPERS STORM, LOOT, PILLAGE STORES ON FIRST HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Season of giving officially begins.
 
WORLD NEWS
War Inevitable, Say Experts
Advertising time already sold.
Report: Saddam Paid Libya
$3 Billion for Future Asylum

Bush denies similar deal with Mexico.
British Open Up Secret
Files of UFO Sightings

Majority, made by Prince Philip, have been explained.
 
MILESTONES
Bush's Daughters Burn Fake IDs
Operation takes several hours.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Coup Succeeds, Say Sources
Shadow government "in charge."
U. S. NEWS
Bush: "You're Either With
Us or Against Us"

Or you have oil.
Huge Identity Theft Ring Broken
Authorities arrest themselves just to be safe.
ACLU Hires Bob Barr as Consultant
Strom Thurmond too old, Newt Gingrich
too expensive, Satan unavailable.
 
 
REMINDER
    You'll never catch up.
 
Administration Wants New Agency to Distribute Aid to Countries in Need
Countries in need of U.S. air bases.
 
POLITICS
Latest Poll Shows Weak Support for Gore, Despite Book Tour
But 34% of Democrats say they would definitely vote for him if he was the last man on earth.
 
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