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 NO. 509 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 14 - 20, 2010 

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Jun 21
THINGS IMPROVING IN GULF
Life returns to normal.
 
WORLD NEWS
Israel Eases Embargo
To Allow Snack Food
Knesset to rule on hors d'oeuvres next week.
Month-Long Hooligan Gathering
Kicks Off in South Africa

Some soccer fans may also attend.
 
U. S. NEWS
Government Deploys Drones
To Patrol U.S.-Mexico Border

Operated remotely from Afghanistan.
Blagojevich Corruption Trial Opens
Just in time for summer doldrums.
MILESTONES
War in Afghanistan Now Third
Longest in U.S. History

Trails only War on Drugs, War on Poverty.
 
Hi there. I thought I'd pen a few lines to let you know what's been on my mind lately. First of all, the World Cup. Just kidding. Of course it's the tragic accident in the gulf, which we are doing our very utmost to rectify, hopefully in time to see England redeem itself for that Godawful goalie's catastrophic blunder in our match against you lucky Yanks and assume our rightful place atop the football universe!
Cheerio!
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