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 NO. 352 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 11 - 17, 2007 

June 4
June 18
  G-8 LEADERS HAVE FUN
AT THE SUMMIT
 
  Don whimsical costumes, perform impromptu chorus line.
 
WORLD NEWS
All Charges Dropped Against Bin Laden's Former Chauffeur
A relieved Salim Ahmed Hamdan says he just wants his old job back.
Gates Cites Progress in Afghanistan
Most Taliban fighters now busy with poppy harvest.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
  Are We Safe From the Terrorists Yet?
U. S. NEWS
White House Adds Five Lawyers to President's Legal Office
Each claims it won't interfere with day job on Supreme Court.
Plot to Blow Up Major
Landmarks Thwarted

By same undercover agent who thought it up.
 
REMINDER
  School is out, you can drive less carefully.
 
Bush Revives Cold War Rhetoric
GOP congressman wants Russian roulette renamed Freedom roulette.
 
FACTOID
16,185 Murders, 92,837 Rapes
in U.S. Last Year

But no major terrorist attacks.
No
by Karl Rove

The latest terrorist plot against jet fuel tanks and pipelines in New York, which as authorities said could have resulted in “unfathomable damage, deaths and destruction” is evidence that we are not yet safe from terrorists.
  Yes
by Karl Rove

Prompt action by authorities to foil the latest terrorist plot, designed to blow up fuel tanks and pipelines in New York which experts agree would have been impossible anyway, is evidence that yes, we are safe from terrorists.
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