Ironic Times

 NO. 300 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 12 - 18, 2006 

June 5
June 19
BUSH, CHENEY SHOW OFF ZARQAWI'S HEAD
But refuse to gloat.
WORLD NEWS
Report: Iraq's Oil Money Going to Insurgents
Every time you buy a gallon of gas you help the terrorists.
U.S. Commanders Say Iraq Troop Readiness Improving
Soon they'll be capable of driving U.S. troops out.
 
MEDIA
Iraq, Katrina Fatigue Causing
Media to Avoid Coverage

Public looking for something less negative in the news.
 
U. S. NEWS
Bush “Troubled” by Reported
Haditha Massacre

“Outraged” by leak that revealed it.
Congress Increases Indecency
Fines Tenfold

Money collected will pay legal fees for members fighting corruption charges.
 
REMINDER
  Marriage is defined as the union between a man and a woman when she's in the mood.
 
Sen. Inhofe (R-OK) “Very Proud” No Homosexuality in His Family History
Owes it all to good, hard denial.
In Five Days Your Cellphone Number Will Be Released to Telemarketers
As predicted in Book of Revelations.
 
POLITICS
Study: Lawmakers Took 23,000 Free Trips Worth $50 Million Since 2001
At no point was any lawmaker ever influenced to introduce a bill favorable to the individual or company paying for his lavish weekend in Monte Carlo, hookers included.
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