THIS WEEK IN IRONY
2001 2002
2003 2004
2005 2006
2007  
Ironic Times

 NO. 404 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 9 - 15, 2008 

June 2
June 16
 
OLMERT VISITS WHITE HOUSE
Tells Bush he envies his high approval rating.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bad News: U.S. Funding, Training
Group Aiding Taliban, Al Qaeda

Good news: if we’re fighting ourselves, we can’t lose.
Syria to Let in UN Nuke Inspectors
Despite risk action would provoke U.S. invasion.
Study: $45 Trillion Needed to
Fight Global Warming

Or we could blow it all on one big Viking funeral.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Caribbean Monk Seal Declared Extinct
White House opens up its habitat to drilling.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Close to Achieving Agenda
Before Leaving Office

Nears goal of transforming country into corrupt, hated, third world rogue nation.
U.S. Accused of Holding
Detainees on "Prison Ships"

"Argh," says official on condition of anonymity.
 
REMINDER
  School is out, text and drive carefully.
 
Senate Report: Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Lied Country Into War
But meant well.
Senate Republicans: Climate
Bill Would Cause High Energy
Prices, Economic Turmoil

And such things must be avoided.
 
CAMPAIGN '08
McCain Cites His Experience
Over Obama's

Says opponent's never napalmed a village, married a beer heiress or been caught up in a savings and loan scandal.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE

   Copyright 2008 Ironic Times