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 NO. 381 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 31, 2007- JAN 6, 2008 

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CUBAN MEDIA: FIDEL GETTING HEALTHIER, STRONGER
Also younger, more beloved.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan Plunged Into Sectarian Strife, Religious Extremism, Civil Unrest, Political Murders, Military Repression, Mob Violence
But nukes safe.
U.S. Didn’t Know Turkey Was Sending Bombers to Bomb Northern Iraq
Consistent with current “don’t ask, don’t tell” foreign policy.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
FBI Building Huge Biometric Database of Dangerous Criminals
Shown: you, due to computer error.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Administration Finally Develops
Immigration Policy That Works

It’s called “recession.”
Report: Every Government Agency Has Failed Miserably
Except agency writing report.
 
REMINDER
  Vote for the least reprehensible candidate of your choice.
 
Judge: White House Must Make Visitor Logs Public
Could reveal Abramoff visited White House more than Bush.
 
POLITICS
GOP Hopeful Thompson: U.S. Not Ready for Woman President
Is ready for lazy, unmotivated bit actor Richard Nixon once called “dumb as hell.”
Lieberman Endorses McCain
Also says he's now a Presbyterian.
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