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 NO. 382 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 7 - 13, 2008 

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  POLL: AMERICANS WANT “CHANGE”
Others call for “something different.”
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Saddam Provided More Food to Iraqis Than Current Regime
But no fries or shakes.
Venezuela Introduces New Currency
The “hugo.”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Last Pay Phone on Earth
It's in Maine, in case you need to use it.
U. S. NEWS
Bush “Strongly” Supports Justice
Dept. Probe of CIA Tapes' Destruction

Authorizes “harsh interrogation” of George Tenet.
New Laws Go Into Effect
In All 50 States

In 48 you may now be pulled over for no reason and held for several weeks in a windowless cell.
 
REMINDER
  Nobody loves an occupying military force.
 
Investigator to Determine if Foxes
Involved in Missing Chicken Scandal

Will report directly to Department of Foxes.
Oops: Bush Gave Out Wrong “800” Number for Mortgage Crisis Help
Callers got Prayer of the Day Hotline.
 
POLITICS
Big Wins for Obama, Huckabee in
Iowa Harbinger of Things to Come

In this nation of small farmers.
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