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 NO. 380 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 24 - 30, 2007 

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IRONIC TIMES PERSON OF THE YEAR:  God
No one else had as profound an effect on American politics in 2007, except perhaps the Devil (not shown). He influenced the actions of every candidate for president and continues to guide our foreign policy, speaking to President Bush on a regular basis.
 
WORLD NEWS
Castro Says He Won’t Cling
To Power Forever

Will step aside the day before.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Copy of Magna Carta Sold
For $21.3 Million

Includes King John's signing statement.
U. S. NEWS
Bush: Economy “Pretty Good”
Also says he's been "pretty good" president.
Fire Breaks Out in Cheney Office
Fortunately, only inconsequential visitor logs were destroyed.
 
REMINDER
  It is better to give than to receive the same thing you got last year.
 
EPA Rejects “Patchwork of State Standards” on Greenhouse Gases
Favors one national standard: bring 'em on.
New Jersey Abolishes Death Penalty
You can still get whacked, just not by the state.
FCC Relaxes Media Ownership Rules
According to only remaining news source.
 
YEAR IN REVIEW
Quote of the Year: “Don't Tase Me, Bro’!”
Runner-up: “Don't waterboard me, bro’!”
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