Ironic Times

 NO. 200 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 12 - 18, 2004 

July 5
July 19
MORE TROUBLE FOR CHENEY
Photo of closet in his underground bunker (right) leaked to the press.
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan's First Democratic
Election Set for October

All candidates promise to behead opponents if elected.
Khaddafi's Daughter Joins Saddam's
Legal Defense Team

Has never lost a case in Libya.
House of Lords Limits Brits' Right
To Smack Their Children

Unless they're commoners.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
"Napping Pods" Catching On With Busy New Yorkers
This man enjoys a snooze while, just off camera, a long line waits their turn.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Country Evenly Divided
Latest numbers show 49.9% for Bush, 49.9% for Kerry, with one guy in Ohio still undecided.
White House: It Applied No Improper Pressure on CIA Analysts Before War
They were only deprived of sleep, stripped naked, held in approved stress positions.
Former Enron CEO Kenneth
Lay Indicted

Administration issues warning of massive Al Qaeda attack.
 
REMINDER
  Outlaw gay marriage and only gay
  outlaws will get married.
 
Senate Intelligence Panel: CIA Got Everything Wrong on Iraq
Couldn't even find it on a map.
Number of U.S. Adults Who
Don't Read Books Up
17 Million in Last Decade

According to recent TV report.
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