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 NO. 1265 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 30 2024 - JAN 5 2025 

Dec 23
Jan 6
  CRACKS APPEAR IN TRUMP'S RIGHTWING COALITION
 
  White nationalist racial purity wing, billionaire robber baron wing at each other's throats.
 
WORLD NEWS
Source: Trump Threats re
Panama Canal, Greenland
“Negotiating Tactic”

Part of “Lunatic Strategy” he used during first term.
 
REMINDER
  It's 10 PM, do you know where Matt Gaetz is?
 
U. S. NEWS
Ramaswamy Slams American Culture's “Worship of Mediocrity”
And he has plenty more to say on “Dr. Phil.”
Report: 770,000 Homeless
in Latest National Count

Trump says he'll “clear cities of unhoused people and send them back to where they came from.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump to Return Diet Coke Button to Resolute Desk in Oval Office
And add a Big Mac button, too.
(Once again we turn to our stellar panel of psychics, seers and soothsayers for a look at what's to come in the new year.)
Kandu: “Flush with millions donated to him by a variety of corporations and special interests, President Donald Trump will, once and for all, drain the swamp.'”
Madame Blavinsky: “The mystery of the drones ends when fourteen-year old Larry Soloman of Parsippany, New Jersey turns himself in to authorities.”
Cassandra: “The Supreme Court rejects the president's demand it be renamed The Donald J. Trump Supreme Court, saying it's a matter for Congress.”
Nostradamus: “Hurricane names will be sold to the highest bidder, with the proceeds going to hurricane victims with the same name.”
Tiresias: “The U.S. will drop the dollar in favor of bitcoin, briefly making thousands of online gamers trillionaires until the utter worthlessness of cybercurrency is brought to light and they end up selling apples for a nickel.”
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