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CRACKS APPEAR IN TRUMP'S
RIGHTWING COALITION |
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White nationalist racial purity wing, billionaire
robber baron wing at each other's throats. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Source: Trump Threats re
Panama Canal, Greenland
Negotiating Tactic
Part of Lunatic Strategy he used during first term. |
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REMINDER |
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It's 10 PM, do you know
where Matt Gaetz is? |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Ramaswamy Slams American
Culture's Worship of Mediocrity
And he has plenty more to say on Dr. Phil. |
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Report: 770,000 Homeless
in Latest National Count
Trump says he'll clear cities of unhoused
people and send them back to where they
came from. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Trump to
Return Diet Coke Button to
Resolute Desk in Oval Office
And add a Big Mac button, too. |
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(Once again we turn to our stellar panel
of psychics, seers and soothsayers for a
look at what's to come in the new year.) |
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Kandu:
Flush with millions donated to him
by a variety of corporations and special
interests, President Donald Trump will,
once and for all, drain the swamp.' |
Madame Blavinsky:
The mystery of the drones ends
when fourteen-year old Larry Soloman
of Parsippany, New Jersey turns himself
in to authorities. |
Cassandra:
The Supreme Court rejects the
president's demand it be renamed The
Donald J. Trump Supreme Court, saying
it's a matter for Congress. |
Nostradamus:
Hurricane names will be sold to
the highest bidder, with the proceeds going
to hurricane victims with the same name. |
Tiresias:
The U.S. will drop the dollar in favor
of bitcoin, briefly making thousands of online
gamers trillionaires until the utter worthlessness
of cybercurrency is brought to light and they
end up selling apples for a nickel. |
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