WORLD
WELCOMES IN 2024
With fear and loathing. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Russia: Almost Naked
Celebrity-Filled Party During
Wartime Sparks Outrage
A furious Putin demands to know who's
responsible and why he wasn't invited. |
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Paris: Krispy Kreme
Opens to Long Lines
Michelin Guide, Le Cordon Bleu say
they're getting out of the business. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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New Laws Take Effect
in Many States
But they won't apply to you unless
you're pregnant, poor, or wish to vote. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Maine Drops Trump
From Ballot
Trump voters urged to move to Michigan. |
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(Once again we turn to our panel
of psychics, seers and soothsayers
for a look ahead at the new year.) |
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![](images26/kandu.jpg) | Kandu: There
will be no big surprises, and that will result
in worldwide panic. |
![](images26/blavinsky.jpg) | Madame Blavinsky:
Earth will be visited by
extraterrestrials, who will hit all
the trendy spots and leave. |
![](images26/cassie.jpg) | Cassandra:
It will be the hottest
year in recorded history. Lather,
rinse, repeat. |
![](images26/nostradamus.jpg) | Nostradamus:
The Russian bear and
the Asian elephant will form an
alliance with the Egyptian camel
and the Australian platypus, and
the zoo will be closed for two weeks. |
![](images26/tiresias.jpg) | Tiresias:
Trump will defeat Biden,
who will hire Trump's old fake
electors to act as his fake electors,
and Biden will be sworn in as president. |
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